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It is literally called playroom. Instead of people recording themselves playing with little robots they are playing with each other. This isn't surprising. Go away you creepy robots!!!!

FAKE! The black team was obviously a bunch of jobbers with their obvious height and weight advantage.

Yeah no fucking way I'm reading any comment but the one I'm writing right now for I also have not read the books.

I would say hickeys are more common in college than high school because there are many more opportunities for drunken, sloppy make out sessions.

Yeah. Athletes get sponsors believe it or not.

Pretty sure if Duke invited you to shoot around on their court and offered you a t-shirt to wear you'd put it on even if you were a Maryland fan.

Does it make you mad when you see safeties like Jeff Heath getting starts?

Kinda reminds me of this guy.

This show is always awkward.

Bill Parcells is cocky, Keyshawn is cocky... Who is to say that she isn't cocky?

I think I'd rather bet the points on this game than any other game in general.

This guy could be the star in the porn version of Multiplicity, he would end up only cloning his penis instead.

I thought for sure this was going to be another Google Glass article.

What about Gregg Easterbrook: Haughty Dipshit?

I will never forget going to Camden Yards as a kid and hanging around the center field area above the bullpens during batting practice. Players would jack balls up there quite frequently and the only chance I ever had to get a home run ball (practice or not), it went into the bushes. Some fat ass old man dragged my

Monday Night Raw came in second place. I found that more entertaining.

I wish I could see him play hop scotch.

A-Rod has already 'come clean' before. This time it seems he is pretty effed up the arse.

Kralnor mocked first by generalizing a negative statement to all non-believers. Bertie mocked in response to his statement. You really just come off as insecure.

This is a monumental story of the social network generation. It is pretty amazing how Deadspin caught this under the noses of the countless number of media involved from the start. You guys never seize to amaze me.