hokuspokus7981
Hokuspokus7981
hokuspokus7981

Mitch, I will meet you in the driveway.

Fuck this fucking fucker.

brilliant

I wouldn’t make any plans if I was you. 

But their constituents will fall over themselves to vote them back into office again and again, because God and country and ‘Murica and keep those people away from me and unborn babies have feelings too.  

as long as the stock market is high, that’s all the republicans care about.  99% of the country could be out of work and homeless and it wouldn’t even register with the republicans in the least.

You’re not living under a rock. The Republican caucus, with their fully funded health insurance, is.

Put it up on a chalkboard in a college campus, maybe a janitor will figure it out.

It’s getting so hard to communicate these days. Every god damned thing you say, write or do is a crime against humanity.

By saying “Elliot, formerly known as X”, and then never saying X again. You just have to say it once, because X is the famous name, and then people will know who you’re talking about. No one had ever heard of “Elliot Page” before this moment, so obviously you have to tell people who you’re referring to. That’s the

  • “What about your husband?” Like father, like son.....

If things go as they have been, Corn and Cob will still be waiting on that in March.

I’d rather have a bitch in the White House than a rapist, racist, bigoted pervert.

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

If the divine role of women is to remain strapped to a birthing gurney for the duration of their lives, how is it that Barrett is up for one of the most powerful and high-profile jobs in the world? Is it because the Barretts already have seven children, so her usefulness as a breeding vessel has been fulfilled? Is

“a lot of the shit we said and did was misogynistic, but no more misogynistic than any group of four or more guys in their late teens”

Let me guess, the line was the public finding out about the shit you said and did behind closed doors?

They donate after graduation -- they’re networks of people who are full of themselves and feel really connected to the university and therefore are extended networks of reliable donors.

Your keyboard is broken, it types “p” when you hit “h”.

SCORCHED. EARTH. motherfuckers. It’s well and truly PAST fucking time.