Somewhere in that Kelly Cuoco story is a joke about “just the tip”, but I’m too lazy to figure it out.

I’m of the opinion that restaurants should have to pay servers a living wage and tipping should not be mandatory.

Wow, if boys looking feminine were enough to get them kicked out of Picture Day back when I was in high school, our yearbook would have been about 35 pages long.

I think he should be censured because he’s not wearing a bra.

I think this student is dressed rather nicely, probably better than most students. This principle is a bad person. I don’t like to wish ill will on anyone but I hope this Jeff guy runs out of toilet paper at a public restroom.

This former editor agrees with you. Do it guys, it would make an excellent college application essay.

i know it’s a low bar to clear but the fact that her classmates are so immediately and vocally standing up for her just makes me so happy

You know, though it probably will never happen, it would be awesome if every guy in the school showed up to graduation in heels and a wig.

DJT, rocking a traditionally feminine polo.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

I think libraries are a GREAT place to help kids learn to interact with adults. They need to be quiet, they often need to refine their requests, and they sometimes have to deal with disappointment or delayed gratification if a book they want isn’t available. And if you can get your kid a library card, there’s an added…

+1 recording of John Cage’s “4'33"

Billy Haisley: soccer

My favourite bit was the out of nowhere Donald Glover slam. That was a Shawn Michaels superkicking Marty Janetty through the window blogging moment.

One time, my twin brother and I got lost in a park. (Our babysitter wasn’t doing her job. She was doing her boyfriend.) We decided to ask for help. Rather than going to the police, we found a couple of long-haired, tattooed guys that looked like Dad’s friends from the bar. They escorted us to the police car, and…

I think that’s a really interesting point.

Another good one I’ve heard is: Adults don’t ask children for help.

Don’t teach that strangers are bad. Teach that situations are bad. Talk about paying attention to what’s going on, how to recognize danger, how to avoid it if possible, and how to get out of it if necessary.

My wife basically taught the girls to be afraid of the world. It worked so well that the oldest one didn’t actually leave for college until she was in her mid-20's.

@Hiero: Thank you for entertaining us with the irony that is you typing "QI".