If ANYTHING good comes out of this entire clusterfuck, it’s the hope that having the nuclear keys in the clutches of a clear idiot will cause reform in the entire process of launching a nuclear attack. The entire system is outdated as fuck.

I haaaaaaTTTEEEEE WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

It’s only a matter of hours before Trump contradicts Huckabee on Twitter and says “Yes I did.”

but it’s also worth noting that only Congress—not the president—can formally declare war.

I give kudos to Laura for being proactive about this kind of stuff. She helped me a great deal with my stalker.

Other than the impersonation, I’m really burned that fake MLA has the balls (and I do mean balls) to insist he’s a woman and any pushback against him is misogynistic.

Yup.

I think so, or at least I haven’t seen him. He’s back at the Avocado.

So I guess the answer was ultimately “No, it ain’t.”

This might have had some cultural relevance about 15 years ago, but all it can really muster now is a “Huh, that’s still a thing?”. AICN was the first of its kind, a site that broke through the sanitized studio marketing and gave you the real scoop on behind the scenes debacles and test screenings. I went on there…

I wonder if they know something we don’t. I’m not saying Knowles didn’t do it; I’m actually inclined to believe him capable of it having read some of his reviews. Still, it’s just a single allegation that he’s denied. Seems a bit extreme for one of the site’s most prolific writers to just immediately walk away,…

I thought he looked more like Buddy from The Incredibles after eating a VW Beetle.

Pwesents is the preferred term

That’s upsetting... MLA, we miss you and hope you’re okay.

I went to that site for the first time in over a decade the other day. Good lord, that layout has not changed since GWB was president. But, I will say this: They do still use Disqus.

I love that episode where Gibbs has big plans for the summer but ends up teaching an English class for a bunch of wacky misfit teens. Also he has a cool dog and Kirstie Alley guest stars.

And we’ve got the fake MLA posting here again. Remember, the MsLangdonAlger posting on the Kinja version of the AVC is not MrsLangdonAlger (note the Ms vs. Mrs) from the Disqus days; it is an impersonator and is probably one of her stalkers, likely the one you’re thinking of.

That says Cote de Pablo replaced Robin Lively from the backdoor pilot, presumably meaning an episode of JAG... but Ziva David came on to the show in the 3rd season. Sasha Alexander was the main female actress on the show at launch.

That fight clip was cool. I miss Rodney - he used to always bring the funny.

He called him “little rocket man” in a tweet. All I can think of is Elton John’s song with slightly different lyrics. If we’re forced to have a President who calls people names can we at least have one who uses insults above a kindergarten level?