I love that one of the most popular rides in Disney theme parks is one based on a movie that will likely never be released again, and was already out of favor culturally when the ride was conceived.

I can’t watch Gone with the Wind anymore, although I loved it for years. It’s not because of the lost cause myth or the racism, though I wish I could claim such lofty reasons. It’s just that one time when I watched Rhett’s drunk scene where he threatens Scarlett and it hit too close to home. Haven’t watched it since.

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a shit.

This takes me back to the earliest print days of the Onion A.V. Club, when they used to have 3-4 articles per issue on Debbie Gibson, and oftentimes several supplemental pamphlets in between regular issues detailing her artistic progression.

That’s a lot of qualifiers for a record. “most views”.. cool... 
“on a lyric video” ...well ok... “in its first 24 hours” ...right.

Well good for you then?

A few things...

In other news, YouTubers have been found to eat their own poop

Awesome. That old dude probably shit himself.

Reports indicate some like it while others do not

He’s rubber.

PENDING APPROVAL

Emma Stone?

You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

While it was both iconic and awesome (due almost entirely to Lee, Jim Kelly and, to a lesser extent, John Saxon), Robert Clouse was not exactly ... a visionary director. Also, it suffered from a fairly lackluster boss battle since Kien Shih clearly couldn’t keep up with Bruce at his age. The parody version in Kentucky…

His next project is a Men Without Hats biopic.

Brandon L... oh crap, nevermind.

I was hoping that Ignatiy would embed the bit of the Lee screen test he described (I first saw it in a documentary from the ‘90s), but it’s easy enough to find. And yeah, that’s some scary-ass speed.

Yes, Box of Cotton Swabs. Everything sounds like shit.

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