The first time I did Acid a friend put on Locust Technician Abortion and said, " You're gonna like this…" Up until then it had been Moody Blues, old Genesis, and Rush. Then I got hit in the face with, "SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!" I've been a Butthole ever since!

It was Frank Stallone, damnit! It was Frank Stallone……..

"Helter Skelter!"
— Charles Manson

Slow clap…leading to a standing ovation from…you guessed it…Frank St-…possums.

The Haunting of Eggplant House! The hors d'oeuvre…the hors d'oeuvre…..

Lemonade.

- The A.V. Club

Berenstein. Fixed it for you.

That's kinda what I like about them.

He's the Jumbo Shrimp of lyricists?

It is pretty fucking good, isn't it? And while I may not follow in your step and call him a genius I do think he is an excellent absurdist lyricist.

Clearly you are the son of a motherfucker…1234…

I want to give you so much more than just an upvote but, alas, them's the breaks.

I love me some Fantastic 4 but…that's true, haha!

Is it wrong to be crying and have a boner at the same time?

I see Westboro, or those of their ilk, every year outside of Comicon. Unless it's Chick Tracts, you're reading THE DEVIL!!! I'm afraid even you, Alien Jesus, would be most unwelcome…

God Tier Delicious Cake, new album from Tad!

Pretty sure Ward's pills are Oxycodone, which are considerably more difficult to get than Codeine, especially these days.

Yaaaaaaaas Qweef!

Is there a CancerAIDS Foundation?