“They don’t make ‘em like they used” - Correct: Modern cars aren’t deathtraps and can also turn and stop.

It’s more a case of you shouldn’t marry her until the divorce from her first husband is final.

I think, from now on, there should be a poll and see which “expert” us Jalops agrees with as well as submitting our own recommendation.

People don’t know how to tell their bosses that their idea sucks. That is the only possible explanation i can think of for its existence in the first place.

It’s adorable you think any of the other airlines are any better than United is but go ahead and pay that extra money if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Hello? Airplanes? It’s Blimps. You Win.

No longer leads metric : Decides metric is no longer important.

*Gets beat

I think it was that VTEC kicked in.

As long as you do it before the white line and you aren’t cutting anyone off, I don’t see the problem. That means having a sufficient gap and not slowing the car behind you down. Yes, he crossed the white line right behind a friggin cop so he deserves the ticket, but there was a pretty lengthy gap so whatever. People…

You know what else slows down traffic?

• See Police
  

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

Who invited this guy

Maybe you shouldn’t be getting your jollies somewhere that hitting a child is likely to happen.

If I was a dog I’d be wagon my tail

Finally, a Panamera that isn’t visually offensive. I love it. It’s wonderful.

The reserve is far better than the preferred. I had the preferred but upgraded to the reserve.

The reserve is far better than the preferred. I had the preferred but upgraded to the reserve.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.