i have all latest gen apple gear -- watch ultra, studio, ipad pro — couldn’t be more thrilled. also had 27 imac when it first came out, then 27 imac 5k, when it came out. in the family are m1 and m2 airs. nobody is unhappy, nothing is defective.

or don’t, and snuggle up w someone under covers

right, all our new gear is buggy and defective.

I feel bad for the crews that lost their jobs because of the seizures. It can’t be easy to find a job aboard a superyacht. You’d think everyone with one of them already has a crew.

GM is such a shit company. This is beyond ridiculous. Dollars to donuts they walk this back within a few days.

How did he dupe the ugandans into giving him this audience?  Dude’s lost his damn mind.

Since when is BMW doing this allocation business? I bought several bimmers in the 2010s, including a couple M5s, and the word ‘allocation’ never came up. Maybe it happened behind the scenes since I was a repeat customer.

expected more responses along these lines. when i was younger and poorer i’d happily grab this “totalled” vette and drive it.

what is an o-gage prince albert? edit: never mind. learn something new every day.

lmao. you people are such fucking idiots. keep hating. it will get you far in life.

I’m gonna go get the papers get the papers

“seems like the simplest route” -- really? ask your mom what she thinks about your “simple” route.

lol “mad max” - never seen that. we don’t have the fsd in our tesla.

Literally every stop sign ought to be a yield sign. I’ve never found one that shouldn’t. Works for four-ways, too.

and there you have it, folks. @mattcannontm has shown us the truth. i wonder who the actual fucking idiot it. hint: it’s you.

so - i’m going to risk being accused of gargling elon’s balls (again), and point out that the tesla was not in auto-drive mode in this video. the driver was in control, and he was who ran the kid down, not the car. if he had turned on auto pilot, the car would have stopped well short of that dummy.

legacy publications used specific columns/columnists, so you knew when something was satire. borowitz report in the new yorker, etc. with blogs, particularly gawker blogs, it’s sometimes difficult to tell.

I plunked down 100 bucks for the premier access edition. Shitty Microsoft Store refuses to install it. Everything else installs fine. I fucking HATE MS Store. Anyway, after trying all the steps in the numerous articles about this busted piece of shit, I tried to contact MS Support for help or a refund. Their support…

Which is super awesome right up until you need a charger on a road trip. Tesla’s charging network is years ahead of alternatives.

I imagine you can get this EV in the brilliant Turbo/S variant as well, making the nomenclature even more ridiculous. 🤪