Welcome to the patronage system. It sucks.

how is this not explicit bribery? how is it that anybody who has (or who’s company/charity/union/pac) has donated to a politician/politician’s election committee/business partner/investor can be appointed to any position by that politician oversees without it being de facto bribery?

Chuck ain’t wrong.
That stupid hitler mustache could only have existed because Jordan’s entire staff choreographed the same kiss ass line:
“You can me it work, your airness!”

Definitely a normal, self-aware thing to be complaining that people aren’t recognizing the exact amount of your extreme wealth at a time when a large percentage of people haven’t had a paycheck for almost 2 months and can’t leave their house.

did your mother have any kids that lived?

There’s also a separate apparel division that we don’t believe makes money.

Kanye inspires all of us to live the dream of making a billion dollars and instantly being mad that no one cares nearly as much as he does.

The moment when you realize that nobody will remember the years of public service and all the good things you did for people. When you realize that all you will be remembered for is two months of feckless fealty to a fucking moron.

People here in the United States have gotten leprosy from eating and even handling armadillos so even if the theory that the novel coronavirus did jump from humans to bats by unsafe slaughter and butchering conditions is true it’s not like we have a hell of a lot of room to feel superior. We know leprosy exists and…

Restaurants in the US serve rattlesnake and alligator to people who think it makes them badass for eating it, but sure, let’s faint at (fake, racist) rumors that people in China eat bats.

I have a hunch these protests would go just a touch differently if the protestors were a bunch of black folks wearing masks and carrying automatic weapons.

McEnany also accused Obama of vacationing during the murder of Daniel Pearl, who was beheaded by terrorists six years before Obama was elected president.

I haven’t seen TLJ or TROS (though I’m pretty sure I know which one I’d prefer), but surely everyone can agree that the management of these films has been absolutely baffling.

Why is this cunt’s head like 4 times the size of her body.  It’s gotta be hairspray right, it isn’t like there is anything actually IN the skull.

Contrarian as opposed to who? The Last Jedi had a 91% RT rating.

There’s a very contrarian bent when it comes to Star Wars in certain places, especially here.

Star Wars films can never be accused of being great art, but they shouldn’t be boring. TLJ was dull as hell.

Hell, The Last Jedi was one of the best things to happen to this series in decades and people are still arguing about how it was actually bad.

Im reminded of Rick and Morty flipping the money strength to zero resulting in complete anarchy. 

And that motorcycle had only 2 days until retirement!

I’m against Dolores now because she sacrificed that innocent, loyal motorcycle.