I so want to root for Peyton, but as a Browns fan, I couldn’t stand seeing John Horse tooth Elway hold up another trophy

Peyton Manning: I’ll take “Football Excuses” for 200.

“This might be my last rodeo”

Will be fun to see how that running game fares against the Broncos, who actually have a great run defense and haven’t been run on all year by anyone.

I’m biased because I’m a Broncos fan, but I think he’s the second-best defensive player in the league behind Watt.

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

But he is running out of time to make a better impression: he’s 36 years old, an age when it’s rare for a QB to have his career-best season, and even rarer to keep it up.

Being from Denver:

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

I’m sure I’m not the only gray to say this, but you spelled “twats” wrong.

I just moved to Seattle a few years ago, so I was a bit baffled by all of the #12 flags, banners, signs, and jerseys around the city. I figured it out recently, though: the "12" refers to 2012, the year the fanbase was established.

That professor’s just cripping the Prisoners Dilemma to look smart.

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

I’ve been beating this drum for a while. Seahawks fans are gunning for Pats fans as the most insufferable in the league.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Man, someone is bitter. Remember Palmer would of rather retired then play another snap with the Bengals.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

He obviously did that now, because if he did it in 2015 the outside of his SUV would be more key scratch than paint.

Everyone says that, and I’m not saying I don’t believe it - but... WHY?