You aren’t kidding. Google Eric Smith. The first result is a bearded red head in prison for child murder

From the source article, this kills me:

I love how even if you were to believe this dumb anecdote, given that this is a weekday in September, and assuming he lives in the US, his fan fiction plays out in one of two ways:

I saw someone else jokingly(?) mention Oliver North. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

Not to mention that I think people forget (slash intentionally misrepresent the facts) that the whole concept of players kneeling started with Kaep and police brutality and that it became a political “thing” that everyone decided they had to side against Kaep only after Trump decided to take it on as his cause and…

that other game is the reason we drink. awful

I swam competitively as well, and had several friends on the girls team. Those swim suits are tight fitting and revealing (for the boys as well...tiny speedos), but for adults to apply their own weird impulses and thoughts is bizarre and gross. I’m not even going to touch the race factor.

I wasn’t aware of that past behavior, but to be fair, the article DID refer to him as America’s Russian Sweetheart. Given that something like 40% of Americans still like Trump despite his own racism, and the numerous alt-righters who seem to love Russia, him being America’s sweetheart seems about right.

I’m going with “Beef and Cheddar” or maybe the new Roast Beef Gyro.

In this case the Guice WAS loose.... stool

Well, Twitter and all of TV, since that is where he spends 90% of his days when he isn’t golfing.

The record of former Bellichick disciples in their first season against the Pats (JUST the first though) is pretty good too. They always seem to get one nice cathartic win before folding into piles of trash.

TV personality running his new leadership position in a “reality TV show” manner, insisting that everyone else boost up his own ego. Shoots anyone down who challenges him.

Counterpoint, yes. I’m fine with Manning, but Assange is for all intents and purposes a foreign spy. 

He loves his sharpies

I’m skeptical that much happens to him because the people in power with the ability to investigate him will refuse to do so for the sake of appearances, and not wanting to be accused of political revenge. 

who do you mean by “us”? Do you mean black women or allies? If you mean allies, besides this article there are a number (hundreds?) of other Root articles that expound on why.

After numerous blogs ventid about his campaign, his grande ambitions seemed too tall an order. 

not guaranteed for being insufferable i guess

it’s truly a thing of beauty. As a Broncos fan I can never decide if I feel bad for the Raiders for being so consistently pathetic and absurd, or if I still hate them. It is probably both, but I am certainly enjoying the shadenfreude I am feeling with this article.