Why....did they bring guns to a wedding rehearsal?

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

Jesus, warn a mothafucker before you put images of carnage and extreme nausea-inducing gore on here like that.

I want the Obamas to be happy.

Remember we should respect their beliefs too...

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

Here’s the deal Republican’s: remove this insane person, right now. That’s it. That’s your deal. If you want to preserve the Republic, do it now. The country will not survive even one year of this. There will be unrest, the kind that spirals out of control and hurts us all, more than any of us can truly imagine. Time…

At the risk of outing myself and handle to people who know me and my dog, I’ll share a puppy pic. Because we ALL deserve nice things, especially today.

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them: