The biggest part of the skill gap with pro athletes is speed. A lot of decent athletes can do the same things, just not as quickly. These things seem more amazing the less athletic you are.

Born and raised in Metro-Detroit, and not just a Wing’s fan, but a fan of good hockey. This, is *great* hockey. These skills are unbelievable and you really realize that moreso if you have played before or have watched anything other than NHL level hockey.

Thank you for posting this. We’re not worthy!

This is the greatest sport.

This is awesome. I hope it gets crossposted to Deadspin.

A real hockey player would have finished his shift.

Few people remember just how good a goalie Milton Berle was.

I wouldn’t go that far, but you do have a point. No male writers whose mom taught them how to clean, or were in the military?

It’s basically a blog telling men how to please women while trivializing men's needs.

This criticism is hilarious coming from anyone reading Lifehacker.

Join the dark side and become an apprentice of the Sith Lord, Ad Blockious

I value my time. I am not about to say: “Well, I guess since I already wasted money on this terrible movie, I might as well waste the rest of the two hours and finish watching it.” I would, instead, say: “I already wasted money on this terrible movie, I can at least leave now and not waste my time too.”

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

The motion reminds me of this trick. If that’s the case then it’s a “Okito’s Floating Ball”

The Force, obviously.

fairly confident i saw in a string in one clip. looks alot like Poi, except with a light sabre

Surprisingly not that insane of an idea. They plant the carrots in nice straight rows spaced a certain distance apart.

Seems like the kind of thing that just evolved over time. I’ll bet the digger-upper part was actually the last thing to be developed after the other conveyor parts.

Fuck Colin Trevorrow’s JURASSIC WORLD so much.

There is a warhead packed full of the most vigorous high explosive chemistry that won’t explode from the stress of the launch. The point of the cruise missile is to deliver that warhead to within inches of the target, and if needed to deliver several warheads in a few seconds to the same target.