If you're going to choose to not cover hockey in any meaningful way, why don't you at least stick to your guns and leave it the fuck alone instead of posting some self-referential bullshit jokes.

dildologists

You slept with a guy who was cheating on his girlfriend who had cancer?

#feelsorryforyou

So Columbia University, the school that had a student have to resort to carrying her mattress around to get people to listen to her rape story, is investigating another school's rape and sexual assault response?

It's ignorami but I see your point. Fat slob.

God damnit, WORST EARWORM EVER. :(

It was past him instantly. He did everything he could, made himself big and cut off the angle. No goalie in the world can react to that shot.

FTW!

I know I shouldn't be responding to this incidence of bullying by being a bully myself, but fuck it, it's Monday and I'm miserable. She has a seriously punchable face, and he looks like Butthead.

Why did I reply to a year old comment?

the weird psychedelic cartoons

Yes, exactly. That sentence makes no sense at all if it was written by anyone who has any understanding of how Jeopardy works. There have been plenty of instances in which no one got Final Jeopardy right. That's not a big deal. What was unusual about this was that she was the only one standing in the round to play at…

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

1970's Sesame Street was the best thing ever. Spare me Elmo and all those other noobs. I am all about the early days, the weird psychedelic cartoons, OG Kermit and Mr. Hooper and Gordon and Maria and Grover singing "NEAR....FAR" and now excuse me while I fall down a YouTube wormhole.

yukijersey will happily accept your money lol

As an Eagles fan, there is nothing we like more than hate watching our team. This will be a season for the ages

Chip Kelly: "So, where did Bradford go to school?"

No one knows what the (#&$ Chip Kelly is doing. The only things we can all agree on:
1) He is either a madman or a genius.
2) He will be remembered as the man that revolutionized the NFL or doomed a franchise for a decade.
3) He will be the Greatest Coach in Eagles history or the Worst. Considering the Eagles employed…