"Only the penitent man will pass..."

I'm just happy Wilson's GOD — you know, the one who he said beat Green Bay — has decided to SHUN HIM FOR MYSTERIOUS RESONS NOW.

The national weather service has reported that the seismic activity throughout the North West that was just recorded on the richter scale is not an Earth Quake. Turns out its just everyone jumping off the Seahawks bandwagon.

He tried to audible.

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

Me, after Belichick doesn't call one of his two timeouts: "Wow, maybe the worst coaching decision I've ever seen him make."

Looks like he should have taken an unplayable lie.

I thought the standard protocol was to lift the arm three times and calling it if it went limp on the third. Or did they retire that when Hulk Hogan kept wagging his finger on the third attempt?

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

The rest of your comment was well put, but took issue with, "More people dunking basketballs while refs watch them and encourage rules violations."

I do not doubt at all that there would be some epic TV if they included wiffleball or ultimate frisbee. But, I am actually a basketball fan and seeing some 3-on-3 basketball from professionals would be damn near my dream come true. The IOC sucks, no argument there. But I think we can both agree that gymnastics could…

sorry, the correct guy-who-hates-modern-basketball take is still "abolish the 3 point line"

"So, I'm still in first on that corrupt body list? That's cool."

Second to FIFA I'm guessing?

Oh you poor naive soul.

The "psycho niggaz" guy is Brent, the comedian who came up with this.

Here's the preview:

How can anyone not love him???