Go suck a cock you fat faggot

Here’s a vote for Dragon Age.

Are you this angry all the time or does random internet article trigger 100% on your personal fucking asshole meter?

My wife is Ukranian and speaks perfect Russian. She said that at 1:10 when the color analyst starts drawing lines on the screen, the announcer actually says “These lines drawn by fat old men who try explain game to stupid American female fan.”

I don’t care what anyone says about this viewpoint:

What was the point of this article? It seems like someone got on a thesaurus.com binge while amped up on energy drinks.

I own Crunch Course on VHS. My old high school football coach used to play it before every game. I have the entire thing memorized. The opening sentence is terrific: “Like the history of war, the history of pro football has shown us that strategy cannot succeed without strength.”

If there was ever a burner account that needed to be found out and doxxed so that someone could go to their house and beat the living shit out of them, it’s yours.

Cool stories, bros and hoes...

Later that day, one of Chip Kelly’s 16 chins called McCoy and they agreed to meet for a cheesesteak on Broad st after the game.

Good. Fucking scumbag. Who shoots a defenseless person behind a door?

Don’t let the door hit you in the pussy on the way out...

I just got back from the theater seeing Creed. Here is as hot a take as I can give it:

I find it comical how a blog about how to make men better continually posts articles written by women.

Here is what you meant to post:

McDonald’s does shitty things? Color me stupid!

“LIBERAL DEADSPIN AUTHOR DEADSPINS LIBERAL TALKING POINT. NEWS AT 11.”

That’s a shame. His career barely got started before it was over. Hockey players simply don’t recover from injuries like that.

Fuck Manning and Fuck Denver. His awww shucks act is waaaaaay past the point of needing to be taken out back behind the wood shed.