And this, friends, is the nail being hit right on the fucking head. *clap*

It’s kind of deflating to hear that this nonsense may continue for several years.

The Van Buren Boys over on 168th and 6th would like a word or two with you...

Not only does it violate HIPAA, Deadspin is violating HIPAA by reprinting it. I hope JPP joins the Hulk Hogan lawsuit.

I’d venture that the 99% of this is due to the ridiculous and overbearing regulations on getting painkillers from a doctor. This is a direct consequence of that stupidity.

The concept of privilege is a myth. If you think it exists, try being a white-anglo-saxon-male for a day.

The final fight scene is one of the most satisfying fight scenes in any movie ever made. Just absolutely flawless.

When McCrosky hears about this, the shit’s really gonna hit the fan.

Phil Kessel isn’t chubby, he just has a fat face. Some guy did an article about athletes that was quite hilarious a few years ago. Called it the “All Fat Face Team” or something like that.

I am in tears with these pics. Please, more of this....

This is a such a disgusting 1st world problem that the entire planet should suffer a big fucking solar flare and wipe us out.

Just stunned. Absolutely stunned. Unless they are moving these picks for the 3rd overall, this makes no sense.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug - R. James.

That’s nothing. I went to pre-k with him and my girlfriend at the time blew him when he was hanging from the monkey bars at recess.

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he l0v3s t3h c0ck.

True story...

You have won the internet for today.

I really wanna see the shape of the 2 people who have a loss to Dakota Talbott on their records...