Man, this is making me so much madder than it should, and I can't quite figure out why. Like 100% of the other commenters here, I can't stand mommy's little snowflakes. But I think what is really chapping my hides is SONY not backing Alex.

I've seen better flow charts at a plumber's convention. Jesus Christ, who made that up? The fucking Lead Java Developer on their website? Visio anyone?

Going for two while winning and an onsides kick against a hospital bound child.

That simple 4 word reply caused me to spit out my fucking coffee. You win my internetz for today lololllll

Exactly. Simmons is a mouthpiece for the NFL, just like King, but in a different way. That's my point.

Well I can understand why some people wouldn't lump Simmons in with King and Schefter, but I think Simmons is mostly there for show/ratings/page views, which to me, makes him a schill. That's all. As the old saying goes, any press is good press right.....

Simmon is widely read because he is a schill like King. His feigned outrage at Goodell and allegedly calling him out was, in my very humble opinion, a play for page views. Nothing more. He's had plenty of other opportunities to tear apart the NFL and Goodell specifically and he hasn't. WHy he hasn' tI don't know…

One of the many problems with sports today is simply due to the sheer number of people out there trying to get scoops or break stories or be the first to report on something. That very theatre creates people like King and does not allow for people who criticize the league to prosper, because they will never get…

There's no room for rationality and logic here, friend. Please take your non-sensical ramblings of your lunatic mind over to Jezebel or Gawker.

On behalf of fat slobs everywhere, I'd like to say that in no way does Mr. Rikk Wilde represent us. That was a disgrace to fat slobs all over the world.