hockeymike44
HockeyMike44
hockeymike44

Yeah, he’s gonna keep rockin’ forever! Forever! Forever!

While it’s established scientific fact that rock and roll can never die, it’s also established scientific fact that the humans who perform and listen to rock and roll can very much die.

I’m sorry, but fuck this guy.

i mean, they’re trying to keep gatherings to under 250 people so no issues there

He also had a ziplock bag of Cheerios in his pocket.

On New Year’s Eve 1999 going into 2000, I twisted my ankle pretty badly while leaving a bar. So I became Guy with a Sprained Ankle in January of 2000. But that phase only lasted about 3 week.

That’s the place that sells chicken wings, pizza and beer during the movie. And they have waiters deliver them to you, right?

I actually couldn’t think of anything one would normally put ketchup on during Thanksgiving. I know a person that loves ketchup on everything (and it's gross) so I’m sure there’s a few people doing it, but that's not a thing right?

Drunk driving is one of the few criminal charges that's pretty black and white. You're a shitbag if you choose to drink and drive. 

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

no

I myself am agitating for the release of the Robert Rodriguez cut of Waking Life.  

Those first three are prequels! You’ve gotta be patient. But I have it on good authority that the vampires will appear in the latest installment: Be4: Dawning of the Vampires

got heeeeeeeeeem ::high five::

31 home runs, 102 RBI (and now 10 outfield assists) for like $26 million this year.

I’ve had my partial plan since before I met my wife. Every game we’ve been to together has been in this climate. And I keep telling her to be patient, and she’ll see how awesome CBP is when it’s full and the games matter. I thought this would be a year for her to believe me.

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

No that’s my point. If you slam it way up high there’s no doink.