Except that’s not how the team actually has to pay him. A lot can change in 10 years but if the luxury taxes make it through the next CBA, that’s still a lot of money on the books for Philly for a player that is likely not going to be worth it. So you can justify his value by applying the money to his productive years…

Great plan, geniuses!

Things that, out of context, make no goddamn sense:

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

That’s good enough for the “Lone Star State..."

*Chester An Arthur

B U S T C E P T I O N

This is trebly ironic, then, as i also heard that in Soviet Russia, stupid jokes get sick of YOU

Yeah, but the important thing is, he won that Michael Jackson contest because he “actually learned how to moonwalk.”

Northam needs to take a hard look at the man in the mirror and ask himself, "Am I bad? Does it matter if you're black or white? What can I do to get everyone to beat it and leave me alone?"

“the reason I used a very little bit is...you cannot get shoe polish off.”

Hey you! Mindfully treasure every moment of your life! But also, uh, if you could turn off your adblocker and clink on every article about how the Lakers should trade for some retread, we’d appreciate that too.

Non-calls! But the solution is simple: each team gets 11 video reviewers, each assigned to an opposing player on the field. They are all allowed to call challenges every time they think an opponent committed a penalty on every single play, and the officials must review them all and keep a ledger of flags and yards on…

Yeah, but you have to understand the team’s point of view. How often do the Saints get knocked out of the playoffs in unforgettable fashion with a play that has burned its way into their collective psyche and will haunt them forever? It’s not like it happens every year.

In many ways, New York is almost like the key grip in our show.

Two writers owed money to Placido Polanco.

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It's been a Good Year for tourism in Tireland...

Aeginian probably refers to the island of Aegina, SW of Athens, rather than the sea.