Somehow I’m trolling you without even trying so I’m just leaving this reply here to see how much of a non-post you’re willing to respond to with a bunch of Alt-right buzzwords.

You seem to be doing enough damage to yourself. I’m just gonna leave you to it, pal.

The problem with Cletus is that he just elected a president.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

Non si può stoparlos!

Brian gets his opinions from a garbage can!

I’ll never listen to the Stray Cats again.

With an unsuccessful attempt at snarky witticism.

His ballot is expected to arrive via email in about three weeks.

Ernie tried to vote in favour, but the system somehow subtracted someone else’s vote, instead.

Twice.

They explain that Dan survived his heart attack by drinking a Chug Jug

This comment should be framed and titled “2018".

I swear, I read this exact comment about Ovechkin like 12 years ago.

Exactly... No one is talking about that but it’s very true

I hate when you have a close game at halftime between the 1 and 16 seeds but the better team comes out in the 2nd half and easily puts the game away

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Your space bar is broken?

NARRATOR VOICE: And you could say that silence is what lead Chris to become a punter.

Having an ace is a good idea no matter where you are in a rebuild. If he puts up good numbers and the Phillies know they won’t be contending, just ship him to a contender for more pieces. Its not complicated