It is from the Sam Barsanti line.

I am a ginger. While in Japan, I went to an outdoor hot spring in middle of nowhere Japan, with an Iranian and a super dark Dominican guy from Pittsburgh. After about an hour, we noticed a young Japanese couple was there. And they kept getting their photo taken by different people. We eventually realized that me and…

Hey.  Alabama protects the proud tradition that marriage is between man and cousin. 

From his days hosting TRL on MTV and dating JLH, to his days of hosting Last Call and then transitioning to the The Voice and Today Show, it is hard to get cooler than Carson Daly.

“I shot him to eat him.  But then I discovered his pockets were filled with Skittles.”

It’s a capitalistic democracy, led by a meritocracy in which the rules allow for the smart, capable people to thrive, and the inferior people to fend for themselves.

You could find a cassette of Pyromania in a high-schooler’s Chevy Nova in practically any town in the country (at one point, it was reportedly selling 100,000 copies a day in the U.S., begging the question, who didn’t own Pyromania in 1983?

Ohh yea. Absolutely! The Oilers are in a way better place than the Leafs. The Leafs have not won a Cup since the NHL had 6 teams. They have not reached a Stanley Cup Final since 1967. They have made the Conference Finals 4 times. Pretty much 50 years of futility.

The Islanders have won a playoff series more recently than the Leafs. 

“I can’t wait to hear the full throated boo-ing when he comes to Nats Park.”

Yea man, I hear you.  People are so sensitive nowadays.  You can’t even use “Jew” as a verb anymore!  Toughen up snowflakes!

And more than likely, there were people at the pro-Confederate rally wearing t-shirts with ‘Home of the Free, because of the Brave” on them, while they pay honor to men who wanted to destroy the US in order to protect their right to keep slaves.

So essentially, the basketball players are now going to be called “anti-American” because they didn’t show proper respect to the “true Americans” outside the arena who were marching to honor a bunch of traitors who wanted to destroy the United States. And “true Americans”  have to honor those traitors for when they…

How dare these kids disrespect the national anthem of the United States?!?

Of course they continue to praise Kraft. The Pats are a great football team. Kraft is a great leader. The Patriots never beat themselves. And that starts from the head on down.

I then also missed work today but that’s ok because it’s the biggest snow storm in Seattle in like 20 years, so everyone missed work.

Barron is the one he remembers.

It was like a press conference brought to you by the people who brought you the Fyre Festival.  

It’s not even like $25,000 is that much money in the scheme of things.

Yea, but think of the epic baby fit by John Harbaugh we will get when the Patriots eliminate the Ravens in the playoffs after Belichick designs a bunch of routes that use the extra refs to set pick plays.