“I went home with who?” hair

She does kind of have “walk of shame hair” in the same way Bannon always looks like he woke up on a park bench with a thin residue of vomit on his lips.

As a person who sits awkwardly (or at least wants to) wherever he goes, this almost (almost) humanizes her were it not for the fact that I know she’s a Reptilian.

For real. Racists calling the most elegant First Lady to date an “ape in heels”, and yet here we have a high ranking staffer crouching like an actual ape on the Oval Office furniture.

End of the night hair OR Apocalypse hair?

Okay I get that they’re more old-fashioned on the east coast but calling her out for the dress length and sitting posture thing seems sorta puritanical/patriarchal?? like of all the things to criticize, maybe don’t imply she’s making herself look slutty, because that’s what that’s implying.

Truth. Teenage girls do it sooooo much, though, and I almost pity them when I see it. I remember being that age and thinking I could get anything I want just by playing dumb and being cute. I was wrong. They’re wrong. You should arrive at the conclusion of how wrong you are before you leave your teens. Kellyanne…

We ended racism here, tonight my liege!

ah I see them now. I didn’t look real hard at the picture, and they’re stuffed in the back with Don the Con.

There are a bunch of other women in that room — black women, who for some weird reason were all made to stand behind 45 while the men got to stand in front of him, to the sides. The entire scene is bizarre.

I apologize for yelling.

Goddamnit! If Trump and his cadre aren’t proof that money doesn’t equal sofistication, I don’t know who else could be it! Philistines, all of them, ignorant, barbaric savages, without a modicum of good manners!

My face reading this:

Yes. But don’t forget - Obama is black.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

She’s texting Drumpf writing that this is most black people she has ever been around at one time.

The expression of the guy standing behind her pretty much says it all. He has a “you’ve got to be kidding me” look.

GUYS STOP IT. People are being deported, kids can’t pee at school, and our joke of a president keeps harming our national security by stirring up anti-american sentiment. Maybe how this dumbdumb sits doesn’t matter. Even if it’s disrespectful. Can we please pick our battles?

Didn’t Obama catch a whole bunch of shit for putting his feet on the desk (even though countless other presidents did it)?