Unless you have a prejudiced dog, like one who doesn't like black people, or people wearing hats.

I actually think if she had done a carbon copy of her Bad Teacher performance, it would have been quite a bit better than this.

Whoa — do you have any sources on this? I'm not doubting you, but I've never heard of this before.

The thing for the dog's new family to worry about is that by giving her back to her original family without the rescue group's permission, they might be in some kind of breach of contract. A lot of those rescues have rules that if you're going to give the dog up, you have to offer it back to the rescue first. It's…

I took Plan B twice while I was a very paranoid minor, even though in retrospect I'm 99% sure those incidents put me at next to no pregnancy risk. Having had summer jobs and savings for several years, the cost never even entered into consideration (although obviously I know that might not be the case for many).

Ramen

Yeah, I haaaaate when people bring up that flawed logic. A lot of guys try to turn it around as a compliment (the digital age version of "what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"), and it bugs me just as much.

Well he lost his argument thanks to Godwin's Law, anyway.

Ultimately you've been utterly unable to defend your point — that the Jez community would be sympathetic to the lawsuit if the genders are reversed. It's fair enough for others to ask you for similar situations on the site that would lead you to that conclusion. You can't just expect us to agree with you based on no…

But did he have the goat-beard at the time?

I wouldn't mind them if they were $15 a page at a craft fair.

Given that horrifying one-sided conversation with her dad this week, just for one example, I'm going to go ahead and call her astonishingly selfish.

Fingers crossed that this new laissez-faire attitude makes its way to Oregon soon!

I always heard them referred to as imperial units, and had never heard "customary" before. Although Wikipedia tells me there are actually differences between the two, and the latter is more correct when referring to American measures. Learn something new every day!

I think it really depends on where you grew up and the social norms there. Just the difference between growing up in Orange County and moving to Los Angeles was striking—many high school sweethearts I knew got married during or right after college, while Los Angeles is full of 35-year-olds who still consider…

Here you go, off to Hogwarts with you, little Albus Severus Dobby Tonks Remus Alastor Fred Cedric Hedwig Longbottom-Potter!

It just depends on your version of happiness. I love couch time with my SO while playing a videogame, drinking a beer and chatting WAY more than I tolerate going to the gym. And I love going out to a moderately priced gastropub to eat sriracha wings way more than I like a grilled chicken breast with side salad. (Not…

Yeah, what's up with those slutty prima ballerinas with their lady bits all shown off through their leotards?

Yeah, trying to fit "naturally" into two syllables is only the worst of many clunky moments.

Yeah, if I tasted a pot brownie without knowing what it was, I'd probably spit it into a napkin, because 95% of edibles taste grossssss.