If you wrote Lee Marvin as a character: a decorated US Marine in WW2 who supported gay rights, desegregation, and opposed Vietnam AND was one of the highest paid actors of his generation, known for his tough guy roles, they'd accuse of you of going too outlandish with your characters.

I think the word you were looking for was "auteurist" or "auteuristic" (a grammar professor could help me with what the proper suffix is).

I can kind of understand it. If you're not looking, say, because there's a naked woman between you and and the tip of your penis, and you're in a rush, and the position is bad, and the naked woman's nether regions have a particular shape to them, you might achieve penetration without intending to and before you could…

Riiiiight? Bartender sounds like drama-central! I must know more!

Turn sideways.

Vagina visibility will be in the low range, almost blinding today.

Harvey Keitel or Nic Cage? Awww, who am I kidding, they were both a laugh riot!

It's like she's got the same agent as Dak Shepard, rather than just the same house.

"I just found the plot of Double-D Doctors confusing and difficult to follow. Surely the doctor would have been sued for malpractice multiple times over. She did very little to relieve the patient's neck pain. Many of the other gentlemen in the theater agreed with me, except for Fred Willard, who told me to shut up."

It's a little rapey when it comes to privacy, I felt.

AHHHHH, THE METADATA, NOT THE METADATA!

Ohhhh, Zachary Quinto is Glenn Greenwald. I was like, "wow, Tom Wilkinson is Greenwald? Glenn really got screwed in his casting."

Was the causal inference that they were ill-informed because they watching Fox News or was it that those choosing to watch Fox News were ill-informed and the programming did nothing to enlighten them? Those are still both more substantive and damaging than just deriding it at Faux News.

Remember, your doctor is there to provide you with, in addition to their care, the wealth of their knowledge and training. They're as much an advisor and instructor on your health and your body as they are its mechanic. So don't be afraid to draw on them as a resource.

Why did Slim Jim advertise the "juicy" part? I don't recall Slim Jims being particularly juicy. Greasy, maybe. But it wasn't like they came packaged in gravy or anything.

There's just a smugness to it that rubs me wrong. I'm a liberal egghead elitist as much as the next guy, but, by Jove, I don't want people to just settle down to canned responses to Fox. At least play clips designed to make them look stupid, like Jon Stewart used to do.

I hosted a brunch and board games, where I made bacon and eggs and sangria and had a few friends over this past weekend and I thought, "hey, you know, this fits, this feels like me." That's been the first time in a while that's happened.

YAAAY!

Lots of things you can do for that: push the seat back and share it, hop in the back. It's doable, it's enjoyable. It's like the RV of making out.

Is the cute cashier a recurring person? Because I'd offer that what you really need to do is see the cute cashier in some other setting that doesn't involve a line, and ask her out then.