Purdue didn’t “have to” do anything; the prosecutor declined to pursue the case, which plenty of universities would interpret as carte blanche to do the same. Instead, they made a “trivial statement” of “you, you, and you are expelled,” which is the only statement that really matters. Your yearning to hear the lurid…

So... you find Purdue’s investigation and expulsion of students accused of sexual assault to be a “shameless evil”?

“Wait, that doesn’t sound right.”

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

There is just not a more beautiful sport. Nobody denies this.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

True story. During the Cubs 2005 season I went to ‘Stanleys’ on a Sunday night in Chicago. They have live band Karaoke and it gets pretty crazy. I walked into the bathroom and peed next to Greg Maddux. Then walked out and stood next to the jukebox and peanut barrel. Suddenly a completely naked man was running up the…

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.

That’s all true, but on the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals.

Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Correct, this is exactly the point.