I can't believe History left out the most important invention at the 1893 Columbian Exposition.

It's Spiegel, he pisses in his own Cheerios.

I've flown to/from/through ATL hundreds of times. I always thought it was one of the better run airports. They have plenty of shops on the concourses, the seats are pretty comfortable and security is usually a breeze. Parking is relatively cheap as well.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

A very good plan, General.

I like it even more with the 993 bodywork:

Saturn V is always the answer. Even when Miata is the answer, Saturn V is really the answer.

This is Bill. Bill passed about seven cars across a double yellow and made me pullover to see the Lambo. Bill liked it. Bill has done a lot of cocaine in his life.

Leno!

Hey Travis, from the linked article:

The best use of our tax money is obviously tracking down, seizing, and destroying perfectly safe cars that were never sold here simply because they never took a couple tests to say they're ok.

And people call Saudi Arabia bad.

Called for.

There is only one proper choice between these two. And once again that answer is Miata.

Best Lando