Ugh you guys. I really wanted to march today but I’ve been having health issues and just wasn’t up for it today, energy-wise. I know I can only do as much as I can do, but I really needed something like this to remind me that so many of us are resisting this demented walrus. That’s my pity party — thanks for…

It’s worth a watch. I know there’s been some criticism, well founded criticism, about the marches and the lack of intersectionality and the phoniness of some white feminists, but I’ve also seen some pretty awesome things going on too, as shown by the clip above and the various DACA speeches I’ve seen today too.

Poor doggo, but for a minute I thought you were talking about Chunk from Goonies.

you inspired me to make this and it was very difficult bc realistically 99% of the cast is chaotic evil

That’s also really bad photoshopping.

Attempting to primary Ben Cardin is not heroic. It’s stupid and narcissistic, which is Manning’s M.O..

She also still won’t comment on the record about her leaks to Wikileaks.

Hope she lives a life that she can be proud of, but this is stupid. If anything else, the diplomatic cables she leaked were a clear case of Assange taking advantage of someone in a fragile state and getting her to dump everything she could possibly find.

Flying nip-nip lemurs!

Whoa whoa whoa I need a ticket to this zoo right now.

Or an attempt to flatter yourself. If you believe sexual harassment is about how attractive and desirable you are, then it *is* flattering.

At least one of them could’ve literally said that though.

I actually believe a lot of guys felt they couldnt win no matter what they said.

I think the guys were smart enough to more or less to keep their mouths shut. It wasn’t their time or place. But...

Well, to be fair, should the women / victims be the ones who skip being recognized for their work? I get that they make gobs of money but if any of the female actors were harassed on the job, I just don’t see how demanding that they not show up to the awards enacts any kind of justice.

Totally the parents are allowing co-dependent behavior on both sides.

My wife works at Barnes & Noble home office and she’s getting me an advance reader’s copy tomorrow! I. Cannot. Wait. I’ve been devouring the excerpts. Wolff may be journalistically questionable, but very readable

Oh Paris. Fairy tales coming true isn’t getting engaged on a mountain top your father bought you, it’s holding the account statement from your student loans servicer and the balance is zero.

I am currently 32. And I envy you. When I hit about 25/26 I went from being able to have almost no hangovers to my hangover are DEBILITATING. Like as you said, I legitimately need about two full days to recover and feel normal. Day 1 is basically incapacitating. In bed, gatorade and water all day, dont talk to me,…

I used to be this person. Gweet has the right of it: Back then, ‘hungover’ was being ‘a bit tired.’