Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.

I heard that this afternoon on my way home. Who in the hell would prefer to see less fortunate people suffer along with them than get better healthcare for themselves?!!?

Reese would jump in and swing. Nicole would raise an eyebrow, walk away, and send someone to burn her house down a year later.

Normally I’d agree but Reese came to my office one day and gave a talk about how she came to produce “Wild”. That Southern charm thing was nowhere to be seen. Girl knows how to get it done. My money would be on her.

I still think Nicole would win, but Reese did kick Keifer Sutherland’s ass. (I feel like you can’t really judge Reese on this unless you have seen Freewat.)

Kidman all the way. She seems like she can hold her own in a fight and also cut a bitch with her words and facial expressions. Here she is subtly dissing Giada di Laurentiis’s pizza:

I have been punched in the throat before and anyone who punches people in the throat as a first move in a fight is deserving of respect.

Nicole. That woman has secrets and I don’t trust her for a sec. Reese would underestimate her and then Nicole would show up with a strong throat punch when least expected.

Good grief… Nicole’s an Aussie! Reese would be cut, just like that. No question.

Based on this, Nicole is definitely the one I would be more likely to be friends with.

Reese, because at least you’d live.

100% Reese is the girl who will taunt you at your locker surrounded by a gaggle of other girls, and Nicole is the one who will just slam your head in it and walk away.

LISA BLOOM IS GLORIA ALLRED’S DAUGHTER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole is from Australia, land of convicts.

NICOLE KIDMAN. Reese Witherspoon seems more like a trash talking mean girl without the skills. But Kidman seems like the type who can do anything, and always follows through when it counts.

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

They kept to themselves and seemed normal ::shrugs:: I was always rooting for them

Three things...

I believe Leah Remini. Plus I’m watching her show right now.