Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

OMG I also had a Rose dress (didn’t realize it until now), except it had spaghetti straps. My sister had worn it the year before. It was a really pretty dress! It was 2002.

I wore a red-and-black (satin?) tartan ballgown to prom. It was basically this (not me) without the straps & petticoat. No, I am not Scottish. Yes, I was medium-goth.

My prom dress was a knockoff of Rose’s dress from Titanic and was GORGEOUS. The trendy dress that year was a denim vest attached to a tutu. I regret nothing and never will.

It’s actually super common for men who are widowed to get married again relatively quickly. Within two years of the spouse’s death, 61% of men have remarried/gotten into a serious relationship, while only 19% of women have remarried that fast.

I have no doubt my gf would haunt me, too. Manly because she’s told me so on multiple occasions.

I told my BF that I would haunt the shit out of him if he pulled this.

I remember hearing this when it aired originally! So good!

The first time I found McLachlan’s albums filed in “adult contemporary,” I died a little inside.

These were CDs in a record store, BTW, which gives you a sense of how long ago THAT was.

20 years, huh? Just another reminder how old I am.

McCain served this country and suffered horribly as a result of his military service, and I am grateful for his service to the country. But he tarnished his reputation when he catapulted Palin into the national spotlight in ‘08. I blame him as much as her for her relentless presence.

I had a goddamned cardiologist tell me that Democrats were out to hurt and kill Americans. Motherfucking Democrats. I mean, they’re not all saints but ffs. TODAY! NOW! A FUCKING DOCTOR! IN NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!

Sadly, you’re being too optimist: the kind of Americans who need the most to read 1984 are the same ones who would read it and say “Thanks God Republicans protect us from this kind of Communism”...

“You: That sucks, but I understand. K, bye!”

Diane Keaton Cosplay never occurred to me, but it makes perfect sense now that I think about it.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

This part made me laugh, because I know the exact sort of annoying person she is after reading it.

They can be presidents too:

*we love Romeo and Juliet Leo*

Omg, vaquitas are so cute.