My mom, who announced last night that she "loves Nick Cannon" has declared Justin Biever [sic] to be "over". You heard it here first, kids.

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

This is just the right amount of twee for her. She looks fantastic. Total win.

I like Anne. Here is a woman with actual talent and zero bad behavior and she gets crap for it. Women cannot win.

I really don't understand why people hate on her so hard. I have always thought she was very talented and she never came off as anything but polite in interviews I have seen. I think that it was just the typical media trend of turning on people after they have been popular for too long.

Ed Sheeran's tweet was my favourite from this Tweet Beat. For some reason, it's still making me smile, five minutes after reading.

Olivia Wilde tweeted about reading a book co-written by my dad (I realize I just ruined my Jez anonymity, but IDGAF, I just want to brag). Big news in our house!

I hate that style too, that's why I can't stand Upworthy.

Sexual abuse of a child should have no statute of limitations, just as murder doesn't. I realize that this is a state-by-state issue, but it should be addressed.

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

Is your brother single, perchance?

Modern dating has really ruined the word "fun."

Even the sassy dog is laughing at them.

If you're in a position of "power" and/or have a key position for someone in "power" then you can't be dating a serial killer or a felon. That's just part of the deal. Just as a man couldn't date say, a prostitute, while in a similar position. You don't like it, find another job.

Yeah, but I imagine the counterargument is: a PR person should have known that having an affair (the divorce was only filed a few days ago) with a well-know politician who had previously solicited prostitutes in a high-profile case was going to attract undue attention to her employer.

Agreed, on all points, but there's another Eliot Spitzer-related question that's been playing on my mind (besides who would actually want to date him): does he keep his socks on in the hot tub?

WAIT. Does that mean that the Lena Dunham debacle is a post-modern ironic reinforcement of this article? Acting like mean girls just to undercut the mean girl dynamic? Ingenious.

Here's a vital conversation to have: where should we draw the line at doing asshole things because those asshole things "create a conversation"?

Hands up that you trust Burt's opinion that we'll sob like hungry, angry babies and just skipped right to the comments without reading any of the links.

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.