Like the name change! Very subtle. ;-)

Right? Best one I’ve seen of the celebrity apology train was Jonah Hill, believe it or not. After he used a gay slur against a photographer, he used his next talk show appearance to address it and did it in such a way that was really sincere and believable. And, it was over in about 45 seconds.

Have you broken up with 1D?

I love you.

Hahaha. I work in communications. I don’t get to be a luddite. (But it’ll be a cold day in hell the day I use Vine regularly. Making those videos any good is SO FREAKING TIME CONSUMING.)

Happened to me too. Haven’t seen an update yet.

Hahah. Crap! Then I will totally out myself and my Jezebel sn. Shit... Maybe this is a bad idea...

That’s hilarious, messy and adorable.

If you do not tweet these to him, I will. But really, you should. You know he’ll be all freaking over it.

PopSugar link goes to DListed link.

Thank you! I only paint toes b/c I figure they’re far enough away from people’s eyes no one can see how mess up they are.

That is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen. I want them for all my corn on the cobs! Also, I want to see Chris Pratt using them to eat corn. It would be adorable overload.

That was perhaps the most endearing thing a member of the Jendashian clan has done on social media in a long time. I was born female and I still suck at painting my nails (and keeping them from getting messed up until they dry).

Hah! Try the knork. (Yes, it’s a thing.)

That’s so fucked. I’m sorry.

I absolutely read that backwards and was like, Uh, I think that means the United States is still hella racist. (Not that it isn’t, just not to the tune of 72 percent of white people wanting systematic discrimination when it comes to housing.)

That’s what folks are saying. I’m definitely seeing delays from when I post to when it appears, but I figured that was my computer being slow.

:-) It was definitely Kinja. If I can hack something, it’s because someone left their password as welcome123.

It’s OK! I figured it was a Kinja error. I panic when I think the computers are taking over too. I just wanted to make sure you knew I was a regular, boring commenter and not a hacker or troll (at least I try not to be a troll!), so you didn’t report me and get me banned. :-) You have a lovely day as well!

Wait. What? What did I do? I know how to turn my computer on and off. I don’t know how to hack anybody.