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Mine are always all over me right after the alarm goes off, or when I decide to move from the sofa to the bed. Otherwise... they are completely IDGAF.

Wine drunk high five!

Also, since I have only cats who run away from me when I'm drunk dancing, hug your dog for me! She sounds wonderful.

It's a cheap high but when I'm feeling blue nothing makes the world better than bad 90's pop music, Ke$ha (this is her music before she classed up her name so I'm keeping the dollar sign dammit), wine of questionable quality, and pretending I am the most beautiful woman at the club with the best moves. And because

What slays me about this is that the dog is so obviously upset that he's going to land on his tiny human. Like, they really do love us humans! Sniff. Makes me tear up.

Holy shit that article is hilarious. How did I get stuck interviewing child murderers in upstate NY as a reporter and this girl gets to pass out on his couch and call it research? The universe is unfair.

But... near Boston. I'm betting Dunkin'.

Bacardi Limon. Smells like vomit to me 15 years later.

I didn't see this till I got back from lunch at 12:45. I haven now watched this clip approximately two dozen times. Never gets old.

What movie is this from?! I must see it for... research purposes.

The age difference in SLP didn't bother me QUITE so much because I could imagine her as 25, 26 (a young looking mid-20s woman, but I could go with it), and Bradley Cooper to me seemed younger, like 32-33. I always forget he's pushing late 30s and is not just my age. In American Hustle... it was ridiculous. I liked a

Apparently the North Koreans thought they did for awhile so...

Good for you! I joined mid-October and have only lost 5-7 (depending on the day), but overall I think it's a pretty strong program. This is the first time I've tried meetings, and even if I don't make it to the full meeting, having to weigh in with someone and be accountable really does help.

High five (with surgical gloves on)! I'm sick too. It's a fitting way to end a year that was an absolute roller coaster of crazy at work and in my family life (Dad's health issues were nutso this year) and my health (DVT diagnosis in March and still paying the bills for it).

Our New Year Resolutions look a lot alike! I understand the balance between proving you have the social media worthy Amazing Life (TM) and enjoying the quiet. This year I got sidelined by a cold, so quiet it is! (I'll be passed out on NyQuil long before the ball drops in the Central Standard Timezone.)

What can I say? I'm a regular Pollyanna.

I've got a raging cold and have been sidelined all day. I'll be in bed as soon as I can take the NyQuil and pass out. Could be worse. At least I know I won't start my new year with a raging hangover and regret from something stupid I drunkenly said!

Ugh. I fell for one of these once. More recently than I care to admit. Fortunately, he wasn't interested and saved me a hell of a lot of trouble (though I didn't know it at the time).

He says he's going to keep up the workout, but I don't buy it for a second. Just wait till his wife has another kid and he sympathy eats. You'll get your boy back soon enough.

I used up all the cheap paper at my parents' house this year. I was like, "I don't care that I've wrapped the gift twice! We are never using this shit again!" Also, my cousin's 2-year-old daughter was all about having more stuff to rip off packages (hers and anyone else's).