Are avocados easily available in Kansas City? What new food will Antoni learn how to cut and put on a plate next?
“That would be a loss, and a shame, but every moment of flimsy, broad-strokes characterization and triumph divorced from the realities of this world diminishes what’s made The Handmaid’s Tale so vital and relevant.”
The other day someone asked me what advice i would give their 25 year old daughter who had just been devastated by her boyfriends actions. I told them that she needs to recognize the red flag now. If he is acting this way only a few weeks into a relationship - its likely that this is who he is not “oh he is under…
That botched Canadian convenience store robbery was funny enough on its own, but set to Metal Gear music and sound…
If you put nail polish remover on a cigarette filter, it dissolves into a goo that looks and feels exactly like jizz.
I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS!!! I no longer feel alone.
Whenever the pump gets partially clogged and sends a jet of facewash hurtling towards my belly button I yell “dammit Cetaphil don’t cum on my shirt!”
Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.
Virtually all transmissions of football games in Latin America (whether domestic or international matches) constantly do leery, pointed shots of attractive female fans. They’re usually not even aware, or try to ignore the cameraman if they do notice. It is super creepy - especially when it’s like a young mum alone with…
Alternate timelines
“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.
“If I died in my sleep tonight I do not think I would care, and I do not think anyone else really would either.”
I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.
Hands-down the best show on TV right now. Nothing is even close.
One of my favourite scenes from this show is Philip and Gabriel’s conversation in season 5 about Philip’s father, who worked in a logging camp but was not a logger. In particular, these lines from Gabriel:
GREGORY!!!!
Except he didn’t actually.