You’re one of those people who answer Amazon.com product questions without really having an answer...aren’t you?

So not only did you ignore the fact that you’re body is that way in the mornings because it needs time to adapt to that form of waking up and going you also ignored the whole point of this article. Working out is good whenever you do it; the basis for this article, however, is not about that at all...

You’re also good at reading articles that don’t interest you. You win dufus of the day, YAY!!!

Cool.

Damn, Jackie. You got it all figured out and nobody cares.

What do you want, a trophy?

Great! So why are you here?

Oh no!!! He asked a question! Execute him! Jesus fuck.

Yep, go ahead and skip the TSA line. This guys lucky it was a tazer.

This is the single worst series of comments I’ve seen someone make on Deadspin in 2017.

Tell you what, I know we don’t need him, but I really want Melo to somehow end up on Golden State just to see Warriors haters go fucking ballistic.

What’s wrong with water? Seriously, everyone in our house drinks water. You’re not a bad parent for handing your child water when they’re thirsty.

Chill with your insta-sexism calls BS when someone doesn’t agree with you. I’m a broad and I think what these chicks are doing is pretty sad and desperate - using their gender to make money off nerdy dudes who wanna play with them. Doubt REAL coaching is going on for most of them, besides - you can get free coaching…

Well, you guys certainly took care of that. Losers.

Remember to brighten your spirits by stepping on the scale the next day!

Fair enough...and I trust you will show us the bill when you do fly...

I’m 6-3, 260lbs and my wife is much much much smaller, so she usually takes the middle while I take the aisle and it makes it 10x more enjoyable because we can lift the arm rest up and “share” legroom/seat space. If I was short and skinny, I would not give a single fuck.

Nope, it would probably benefit :D But being able to occasionally communicate, share earbuds while watching a show, etc, is very helpful. Plus we pack our carryons as a team, so often one person has all the drinks/snacks, while the other has books/electronics (usually to make TSA easier). We’d rather not bother others…

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?