Fascinating that you can see into the alternative future and know with certainty that Gonzaga would have won had that call been made. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

Cost them the game? They hadn’t scored in several minutes. It snot like they airballed a 3 then the refs gave them the ball back then hit a 3. OH WAIT.

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

Being an IT person, I can’t bring myself to find this meme funny. It’s sadly the the answer to about half the little annoying tech issues you might run into on a regular basis. It’s also the one thing people adamantly try to avoid for reasons I cannot fathom. Like...they think turning it of will make it go up like the…

You are Japanese you should be able to build robots blind folded. You can make a smart desk in your sleep.

You are Japanese you should be able to build robots blind folded. You can make a smart desk in your sleep.

high glycemic carbs are great for professional athletes burning megacalories, but desk jockeys and facebook warriors don’t have the same metabolism.

COOL STORY BRO

Never understood the concept of having children if you can’t survive on your own as is. American’s love debt.

Those Bouqs flowers are pretty amazing if you are wondering. I broke up with my gf a few weeks after my order last valentines so I kinda wish I hadn’t splurged... but they were pretty amazing flowers!

Those Bouqs flowers are pretty amazing if you are wondering. I broke up with my gf a few weeks after my order last…

I had no idea there was such a thing!

Wow 6 hours by yourself? Stocking shelves, putting up signs and manning the register? Sounds really tough man. Whew glad you made it out alive.

Ironically, most women who messaged me first just sent “Hey”.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

So... the only feature I *don’t* need internationally?

Yea, outlets made the split sound apocalyptic but he’s clearly fine. Office looks like a space station cafeteria fifty years in the future.

Not being allowed to have something doesn’t mean they don’t like it. I know plenty of lactose intolerant people that love cheese and ice cream.

Not being allowed to have something doesn’t mean they don’t like it. I know plenty of lactose intolerant people…

Option 3:Dad with kids: Learn how to teach your kids not to fuck with your shit, ya dope.

Who the fuck cares?

That’s actually nobody’s business is it? She’s a private citizen, not the First Lady to be, and not an elected official.