So you could easily imagine your tubby ass being among the most elite athletes in the world playing at the highest level of sport but being black and British is too far? lol, okay.

I think “certain people, such as your wife” are called “women.” This is not unusual behavior for many of them.

16 years and you haven’t bought tires?

I love Best Butt!

I love Best Butt!

This is very real. When I started, I got raises of 5 - 10% sometimes 3 times in two years. I got up to that ceiling (100-110K) and they’ve petered off to 2.5 - 3%. Problem is I’m above market for my specialty based on my research/job searches, so I can’t even really argue. TL;DR, I need to quit bitching.

How does that not make sense? If someone puts a camera in your shower against your will, your rights are violated. If you pay someone to put a camera in your shower, they are not.

What a douche canoe you are... no where to be found it seems since it has been established that you in fact need to try again. C’mon, just try.

As I use my dishwasher for things I eat with, I’m going to not put things like brooms, garbage cans and potty seats in my dishwasher, thank you very much.

Says you. There are plenty of situations in which one person insists on paying so the other person(s) offers to cover the tip.

Can’t wait until somebody gets suspended for having a part-time job at the Tuscon Gamestop.

I still don’t see what that has to do with pushing cows over. Some people don’t have the center of gravity for it. Isn’t a relationship supposed to be a team? I say if you want hat cow in the ground, you have to be willing to get your boots dirty. But that’s just my opinion.

Really? If someone insists on paying for the meal I always offer to pay the tip. That way 1) I'm still contributing 2) the server will get tipped much better because I have money allotted for my meal and tip 3) the server will be tipped in cash.

Maybe you should do the tipping?

Jesus. You know there’s not a prize at the end of this thread, right?

Each to their own, I love the bag, and umm the only device I use for editing is the MacBook Pro, FCPX definitely won’t run on an iOS device, also the author didn't quote me right, the Nikon camera is missing from the picture cause I used it to ... wait for it... take the picture.

When my school used to get supreme pizzas (which I hate) for students instead of Pepperoni or Cheese, I used to eat the other kids’ crusts, because it had a pizza taste without all the stuff I didn’t want on my Pizza. The crust gray market was significant in elementary school.

Thanks for letting us know you don’t use a backpack. Really interesting.

A big one is not everyone has the same circadian rhythm. Mine is totally backwards, and it blows. Nothing is open at night, night jobs (around here) are scarce and dangerous, and it’s hard to get shit done. My neighbors would be pissed if I mowed the lawn at 3am.

I owed $3400 in income tax last year. It was my own fault for not fixing my withholding after I got divorced, but you’d think that the class the state requires divorcees to take before getting divorced would cover that. NOPE.

Terrorists also use the Internetz. Really glad you’re not in charge of this.