Exactly! Visiting your parents in Chicago for the holidays, eh? Which part of Chicago does the internet desert pass through these days?

Someone in my unit in Afghanistan had something similar (wikitaxi) and it was actually awesome. I could spend hours reading and clicking links. You could start on Abe Lincoln and wind up reading about a rare bird in Sri Lanka two hours later.

These things are magic - the lids will vanish after 2-3 uses.

These things are magic - the lids will vanish after 2-3 uses.

Great tip! I have been meaning to buy a new Amazon Fire Stick - you just saved me $25! Thank you for sharing.

Great tip! I have been meaning to buy a new Amazon Fire Stick - you just saved me $25! Thank you for sharing.

But my kid is so smart, artistic, athletic and charismatic I can’t follow this advice. I’m sure it will help other people though.

Ermahgerd!!! They’re listening to us and invading our privacy! Unplug Alexa while you’re planning a coup or dictating a manifesto to a comrade. Solved=Problem

Ermahgerd!!! They’re listening to us and invading our privacy! Unplug Alexa while you’re planning a coup or…

Just bought the 8 inch twin xl from this company for my son. It arrived yesterday and was well packed, expanded to normal size in roughly an hour and seems comfortable enough.

Just bought the 8 inch twin xl from this company for my son. It arrived yesterday and was well packed, expanded to…

The N79 looks suspiciously like the Eufy Robovac 11.

The N79 looks suspiciously like the Eufy Robovac 11.

Slow day in the newsroom if the CIA is activley listening to me.

Slow day in the newsroom if the CIA is activley listening to me.

Sometimes beer makes my throat itch... 3-4 more usually takes care of the problem.

Have you been to every casino? I’m sure there might be some - possibly in southeast Asia - that would give the go ahead on chips like these. If they’re good enough for Circus Circus Laos, they’re good enough for you.

Have you been to every casino? I’m sure there might be some - possibly in southeast Asia - that would give the go…

You. Changed. My. Life.

Potato salad, roasted potatoes, boiled potatoes (big in New England - not sure about other places), mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, potatoes au gratin, baked potato - that was of the top of my head and I’m not exactly a foodie

You’d have to get a tool like that at an independent bike shop.

You’d have to get a tool like that at an independent bike shop.

In stock on 5/14 for $20.08 is what I get.

In stock on 5/14 for $20.08 is what I get.

Yeah, this is fake news....

Someday my wife will kick me out of my house and I’ll be forced to live in a shed. Once that happens I’ll get one of these and use it for my main source of power. Just charge it at work during the day and enjoy some lights at night.

Someday my wife will kick me out of my house and I’ll be forced to live in a shed. Once that happens I’ll get one of…

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that’s just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy.