I used to “beat up” little boys. Who, much to my benefit, heeded their parents’ “Don’t hit girls” rule. My UFC year was second grade, so not much damage was inflicted. My reign of terror came to an ignoble end when I went to punch [redacted], tripped on my shoelaces and busted open my own chin

Honestly, I’ve come to the realization that Australians are just good old redneck Americans without any traces of evangelical conservatism. So quite fun(ny).

Do they run the bases clockwise?

Whatever happens, you can be sure we’ll get a night of intelligent, detailed arguments about policy. Specifics, details, nuance, adult talk. The comparison with the republican clown car debates is entirely stark.

fuck you

Psh, I could beat that dog...

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

I am not trolling or being sarcastic, I truly love this. Especially this weekend, after all the news we’ve been dealing with from France, I really needed something like this.

It comes from a place of love.

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…