Would a butt bump make you feel better?

And imported some sort of family feud into it. Possibly one from Kentucky, since he seemed to be mangling "Hatfields and McCoys" in there (I heard "the MacCalls and the … Hackspeares," which I really hope is what the actual second name was.)

I was told there'd be no math.

The only thing wrong with The Palm Beach Story is that I spend two-thirds of the movie waiting for Mary Astor to show up. "What's knittin', kittens?" "Bon soir, drip-drap." Has anybody ever done a more zestful supporting turn?

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No, time to lose!

You're off your chump.

Yup. I'm not going to react to usability till I've had a chance to use, but why is it that every "responsive" site on the planet has to look almost exactly like every other "responsive" site? ("Responsive" in quotes because speaking as a Web developer I fucking hate that term.)

With Rob Ford, the answer is always, both.

Allergic to the very pizza he'd just won. Now that's interesting writing!

Ignorance, and 32-oz. sodas, are among the few remaining privileges allowed most Americans.

We DON'T like the term "drip."

My medical qualifications: I can draw a unicorn and a Dracula.

I tell myself that every night!

It's Dido's lament from Purcell's Dido and Aeneas.

I wonder if it's deliberate flagging, or just terrible Disqus UI. The flag button is right to the right of the collapse-thread gadget, and it'd be awfully easy (esp. on a touch device) to hit the one instead of the other.

Nick's never voted in his life, just like he's never done jury duty or paid taxes.

There is, but the prostheses'll run you into quite a bit of expense.  And you'll have to hire a rigger.

The "Race to Space" thing at the end (with all its hyper-articulation of male isolation) was just thuddingly obvious—it might as well have had a big flashing "MAD MEN-TYPE THEMATIC STATEMENT" card playing over it.  So much so that it took me entirely out of the episode.

I couldn't believe they found a way for Wilfred to use that M60, but damn if it didn't work.