Then I’m gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I’ve been meaning to take

I like her.

When I was pregnant, I got both “You shouldn’t be eating that BLANK” condescension and “Oh pshaw, you’re ridiculous to be concerned about eating BLANK even though your doctor told you not to, what does he know.” You can’t win. It’s bullshit.

I don’t see A monkey. I see a bird. I see Gonzo.

I don't know, I googled bagel gif and this is what I got.

Fleetwood Mac 1977: “Players only love you when they’re playing”.

And that stinky gym bag smell.

The cost of everything from gas to groceries to dry cleaning has skyrocketed in the Obama economy

BTW the smell isn’t from cigarettes, it’s from the brimstone.

The next speaker will struggle to get the stench of Ax body spray and BO out of there.

He’s a horrible person, but he has a point about smokers’ areas. When I was looking at houses, there was one that had been deep cleaned and the smell still permeated the room and nicotine stained the ceiling fan.

it’s almost as if nobody cares about the view unless someone is saying something tremendously stupid

“Because I love my children and I want to be home on Sundays and Saturdays like most people doesn’t mean I’m for taking money from hardworking taxpayers to create a brand new entitlement program.”

Litigators gonna litigate.

Mmmhmm, and Gloria Gaynor for her use of ‘At first I was...’

At first I was going to let it go

Exactly. What, extra hour of sleep? Lol.

We here in Arizona have known how meaningless DST is and how shitty winter is. That’s why we have neither. Its great.

My state has arbitrary liquor laws that prevent you from buying alcohol past a certain time. I wanted to get some last night but it was too late, then I realized we had gone back in time an hour. It was a halloween miracle. Daylight savings is okay in my book.

As a cat co-owner, I’m convinced they totally know how our world works and simply screw with us just for shits and giggles.

Technically we’re back on the “natural” time clock now; the springing forward is the “artificial” jump to give more daylight hours. I hate springing forward.