hlots11
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Walking ed should be a thing. Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve had to slam on the brakes for dumbasses crossing an unlit section of street in Orlando at night while wearing all dark clothes with their hood pulled up. I almost took out 8 people because they were standing in the turn lane as I went to turn in.

It is a sad culture that attempts to demonize an institution that preaches love at every turn and begs people to treat others as they would wish to be treated.

Abort the Catholic Church in its 397230798389423840849328th trimester.

Pretty sure that’s just the name she gave her insta account, not a name she was using before deciding to post all this.

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

This is the basic premise of the American driver education system.

Who is he kidding, kids at that age do not want to hang out with their parents.

This is some real, honest-to-goodness community service y’all have done for his victims, for the people of Sacramento and California, and for schoolchildren everywhere. Good work.

Imagine the reaction to Nancy Pelosi making this demand.

Since when does Republican not equal brazen hypocrite?

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

He didn’t take his dad’s car for a joy ride, or get caught smoking a “left handed cigarette” (as my dad would call it). HE FRIGGIN’ RAPED SOMEONE. And he can petition for it to be removed in 15 years.

At least people in Florida know that their state sucks. Virginians think that they’re sooo much more refined with their shitty wine and polo games. Ugh. I can't wait to move.

I currently live in Virginia. I hate Virginia. There are no normal bars (most counties have rules that food must make up 50% of sales at places that serve alcohol). There is a whole alcohol police force. I can’t believe how elitist and classist entire towns are. The worst part is that you can’t criticize Virginia to

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

This mountain of magnificence. Yes, those are two window air conditioners in the plywood back “window”.

This confirms my suspicion that county courts are single-handedly keeping the Fax Machine industry alive.

My mother was run over by a car. Some days she walks fine, some days she can’t get out of bed. Sometimes she uses a walker, a cane, a wheelchair, or nothing. My uncle has a heart condition, he looks good but can’t walk more than thirty feet. Who the fuck are you to judge who gets a disabled park? All disabilities are

I promise you, trying to buy raw pizza toppings from a pizza parlor is not an east coast thing!

I’ve live on the east coast for most of my 43 years, I’ve worked in pizza joints, my best friend also worked in different pizza joints, and this has never happened to anyone I know.

I’ve never heard of anyone doing that

I worked at P.F. Chang’s in Birmingham for a few years after High School. I had a table of six in a large booth. The dinner seemed to be going fine until the older guy at the table waved me over. He said “Can you bring us a plate of wet washcloths?” I had no idea what he was talking about. “A What?” “A plate of wet