Watching an Australian woman with a put-on USA Southern accent try to imitate 1980s valley speak = PAINFUL.

I think dudes as bowlegged as Jensen Ackles might get a pass, but that’s it.

Whedon likes to kill characters that are relatively benign and that people like. I don’t know if he thinks it’s good writing, or if he’s going for an easy emotional manipulation, but he does it pretty often. He never kills of the character I want him to kill off, either. Like Connor. Oh, he’ll kill off Doyle and…

Likely, part of the problem is Florida (and states like Florida). Who knows if the state requires any sort of certification or credentials? They were talking about getting rid of certification requirements for environmental engineers who design things like water treatment plants; I doubt they care much how cadaver…

My forensic anthropology professor was not a big fan of cadaver dogs. In his experience, which involved working with police and cemeteries, they were worse than useless, because they’d hit a false positive and have people looking in the wrong direction. Several of the dogs he’d worked with had also been proven frauds…

IMDB SAYS RIC FLAIR IS IN THIS MOVIE. WHY?

Neither Clueless Iris or Laurel can beat the shitshow that was Witch Lana, and then Lana as Lex’s fiancee. UGH.

Exactly.

I used a heart rate monitor to find out how many calories I was burning in an hour-long Muay Thai class because I was always starving afterwards. Like, stomach feels like it’s eating itself hungry. Turns out I was doing about 1000-1200 (consistently, every time I wore it in a non-sparring class, and on two different…

The only way I can imagine that toad line being funny is if it were delivered in a Dean Winchester “wow that comeback isn’t as snappy as I thought and now I sound really stupid” manner. Like, realizing half-way through that it’s a stupid joke.

It’s very similar to how he treated Charisma Carpenter on Angel, then.

Bruce/Natasha is very reminiscent of Angel/Cordy. “I can’t be with you! I could turn into an evil monster and destroy everything!” Complete with “missed our moment” dialogue, and a last kiss before giving the hero what he needs to save the day. Whedon’s pretty one-note, but his dialogue’s entertaining. I’ve always…

I learned what slash fiction was, thanks to an X-Files fandom site in the mid-to-late 1990s. It was a poorly written encounter between Krycek and Mulder, and I regret reading it to this day. Slash fiction is fine. Gay sex written 50 Shades-style by someone who clearly knows nothing of the mechanics, between two…

Here I thought it was “Fight fire with Arthur!”. The Tick lies.

“Biography of a Corpse” on Netflix (if it’s still up) was pretty educational on this topic. It chronicles an experiment done at the University of Tennessee Anthropological Research Facility (aka The Body Farm) and shows some of the states of decay. It is graphic in the sense that it shows an actual dead body, though -…

It’s right after the fight in April’s apartment/antique store. They haul ass to Casey’s old farmhouse to recover and hide.

That farmhouse scene was so 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

It also has Colton Haynes and (apparently, per IMDB) Kylie Minogue. I’m sold.