If he does, he needs to sing it in his Scruffy or Roberto the Insane Robot voice.

I want a RiffTrax version with Elvira as the guest riffer.

Chris Colfer was on his high school debate team. That’s the closest I could come up with.

This is why I buy my sneakers in the Adidas boys’ department. Lots cheaper, better color options, decently high arches, and they’re wide enough for my stupidly wide feet. Plus, I don’t need an insert to keep them from sliding around my disproportionately narrow heels.

In my experience, it’s usually accompanied by an (un)healthy dose of self-righteousness, fueling delusions of superiority. For example, the racist assholes that comprise my immediate family get the most infuriating case of smug whenever a person of color does something “wrong” -regardless of how minor, or whether most…

I have two consistent problems with Lane Bryant. First, except for one style of dress shirt, all their tops seem to be made for giants. As in, very tall people. Their shapeless tees fall like short dresses on me. Second, I’m an athlete. I have huge, muscular calves. Even Lane Bryant’s jeans have all been too tight,…

Oh, man - I had the collector's edition VHS of the D'onofrio episode (pre-DVD, and back when the only TV available on VHS was select episodes of The X-Files, B:tVS, and ST:TNG). That episode was amazing.

Even then, I feel like "bad" for Homicide was better than a lot of current procedural crime shows. I think they didn't quite know what to do when Andre Braugher left.

I tried to watch its first season - I was a die-hard Homicide: Life on the Street fan, and it was big news that Richard Belzer was going over to SVU. Not just the actor, but the character John Munch. I was so disappointed - it was nothing like Homicide, in quality or style. Couldn't get past the first few episodes.

According to the NYU website, it's tuition plus room and board, health insurance, textbooks, etc. It's still ridiculous, but it's not just tuition.

The conservative Republican* candidate for mayor in my city is pulling something similar. When asked if he'd back a human rights ordinance protecting LGBT residents, his answer was along the lines of "we don't need one because our residents are good people". I mean, on one hand, it's progress that they can't run on a…

It's nice to have them nearby - I live about 15 minutes out. I also love beach weather - even the sunny rain (but not the grey, nasty rain). One day, when I don't have to work a full-time and a part-time job to pay my bills, I'll join some community groups and expand my social network, because I know there are people…

Oh, god, the desegregation argument. I have heard that one SO MANY TIMES.

Oh, man. Nothing like living in Jax to make me miss Atlanta, culture-wise. To be fair, I know plenty of liberal/moderate people down here, there's just mostly in my cohort (or younger).

This is a little difficult to do in my corner of the South. Every older woman I know just wants me to know that "when I grow up" (I'm 35), I'll be conservative and understand how Black people and "the gays" and "the godless" are ruining our country, and how it's a shame that I have to work instead of being a…

I have a domestic cat that's as big as a mid-size bobcat. He's a sweetheart, but a pain in the ass to wrangle for vet visits and the like. There are a few vet techs that won't hold him during check-ups, even though he's never been aggressive - he's just huge. He's incredibly strong, and can break the skin without…

First, I wonder how the look will change now that Kim Manners has passed. Regardless of plot, I liked watching the episodes he directed (same on Supernatural - his episodes were some of the most visually appealing, in my opinion). HOWEVER. The X-Files has been practically dead* to me since they killed Krycek. And then…

Didn't Subway just get taken to court because their "footlong" subs weren't actually 12 inches long? And their argument was something along the lines of, "Well, Footlong is just a name, really". You can blame places like that for people asking how long "Footlong" food items are, I think.

I have a cat that will spin a TP roll for endless fun (or, at least until the end of the roll). Putting the roll on the "wrong" way keeps me from wasting TP as a cat toy (and from having to spend more money on toilet paper than necessary).

And giving Jenny McCarthy a national platform for her anti-vax crap.