Pineapple, beef, and extra cheese. Don't care if it's trashy; it's awesome.

We had two of those where I used to work. I became proficient at un-jamming them precisely because they tell you what to do (with pictures!). When I took a leave for an internship, because my bosses were awesome, one of the engineers called me up to tell me how she'd watched three of the other engineers try to figure…

I'm pretty sure you can get steroids in prison - it depends on who you know, money, etc. It's more likely that his lawyer has advised him to look less threatening by the time the trial rolls around.

When I saw Tropic Thunder in the theaters, LOTS of people brought their 10 and under kids in to see it. That was the same year Jack Black was in Kung-Fu Panda, RDJ was Iron Man, and Ben Stiller had just been in that Museum movie, so I guess people thought it would be a safe R? God, ignoring the gore (because that hit…

In some places, you'd still be stuck with Comcast. They're the only reliable-ish ISP where I live.

I don't what Comcast's hiring requirements are, but I know a guy who just got hired as a tech for Bright House. No experience. No college - tech, two-year, or four-year. Fairly low computer/tech competency for his age range (early-mid 20s). Previous job was as a personal trainer, working off a certification that came…

One of my favorite Cyanide and Happiness strips. (http://imgur.com/gallery/6naHwy…)

Cats, big cats at the zoo, studios/control rooms from the tv stations I work for, and cats.

I have one that likes bowls.

A few things from my cats:

One of mine is a toy dragon. As in, I'll see her carrying her toys into one room, one by one, and when I check on her later she's sleeping on a pile of toys she created. Adorable little monster.

Cat in box is literally the size of a bobcat (as in, vet's initial reaction was OMG BOBCAT). The box is not bobcat-sized. It took him about 10 minutes to get settled in the thing.

Because I can communicate verbally, graduated college, and have a job, so I don't fit their mold.

And yes, I know there are severely autistic individuals whose lives and thus the lives of their families are extremely, extremely difficult and heartbreaking. But that is not all people with autism.

Especially if you're He-Man.

For whatever it's worth, I have a B-12 deficiency (verified by lab results, because my GP is a total nerd and loves ordering blood work). He put me on the NatureMade B-12 3000 mcg sublinguals, specifically, to see if they got my numbers up before resorting to shots, because apparently new research has indicated that…

This, so much. When I interned for ESPN, my interview and hiring was over and done with by the time the professors were encouraging students to look and apply. Not sure if it's an out-of-touch thing, or a change in the TV broadcasting industry over time, but it definitely pays to look in advance.

My fiance's dad spent the entirety of his sons' childhoods telling them how awful and incompetent you had to be to be working a server job/retail job/stereotypical minimum-wage job as an adult man (specifically - it was fine for women, duh, because they would get married and have babies). The typical line was, "You…

My fiance's dad spent the entirety of his and his brother's childhoods telling them how awful and incompetent you had to be to be working a server job/retail job/stereotypical minimum-wage job as an adult. The typical line was, "You don't want to be flipping burgers at 30, now son!" Now he wonders why they get anxiety…

My mother, my sister, and I are on the autism spectrum. Anti-vaxxers piss me off something fierce. Like, my existence (and everyone else on the spectrum) is so terrifying that it's worse than dying? Jerkwads.