Especially if you're He-Man.

For whatever it's worth, I have a B-12 deficiency (verified by lab results, because my GP is a total nerd and loves ordering blood work). He put me on the NatureMade B-12 3000 mcg sublinguals, specifically, to see if they got my numbers up before resorting to shots, because apparently new research has indicated that…

This, so much. When I interned for ESPN, my interview and hiring was over and done with by the time the professors were encouraging students to look and apply. Not sure if it's an out-of-touch thing, or a change in the TV broadcasting industry over time, but it definitely pays to look in advance.

My fiance's dad spent the entirety of his sons' childhoods telling them how awful and incompetent you had to be to be working a server job/retail job/stereotypical minimum-wage job as an adult man (specifically - it was fine for women, duh, because they would get married and have babies). The typical line was, "You…

My fiance's dad spent the entirety of his and his brother's childhoods telling them how awful and incompetent you had to be to be working a server job/retail job/stereotypical minimum-wage job as an adult. The typical line was, "You don't want to be flipping burgers at 30, now son!" Now he wonders why they get anxiety…

My mother, my sister, and I are on the autism spectrum. Anti-vaxxers piss me off something fierce. Like, my existence (and everyone else on the spectrum) is so terrifying that it's worse than dying? Jerkwads.

I've lived in Central and Northeast Florida, and I've never heard it called that, but it came up in Google as typical Florida terminology for "ambulance".

All of this just in time to get attention before sweeps (which starts today).

The only people I know who like it are the same people who would rather watch 4x3 television in "squishy vision" so they don't see any black bars on the side.

The actress looks like the love child of Gillian Anderson and Blossom, to me.

I had to clean bathrooms at Old Navy and Target. Women's restrooms are BY FAR worse than Men's. Probably because they're used more often, more babies are changed, and boy and girl children of all ages run amok in them. Then, you have the subset of women and girls who have no idea how to dispose of sanitary napkins or…

It is amazing the things you learn about your family during weddings or wedding planning. On one hand, I sort-of get where my mother was coming from - I don't know much about her first wedding, to my bio-dad, but I know that marriage didn't end well. Her second wedding was shotgun, as I reflect on it as an adult. They…

My mom gave up talking about the kids. If my fiance and I ever actually set a date, though, we're doing it on a cruise ship. I don't care if it's tacky. My mom still thinks you can get the wedding she wants (catered, with lots of guests and the like) for $5000. When we were talking details, she kept trying to add…

I don't know... she still kind of looks like this robot:

I was young, and naive, and my mother didn't understand my side of it because she believes in traditional gender roles. Present-day me would not have tolerated that shit AT ALL.

My fiance is one of those. He is a legit feminist, and tries to clean, but genuinely doesn't see what needs to be done. Unfortunately, he was raised in a family where women did all the housework, so he never actually learned how to clean, and I don't want to teach him, because that puts me in "mommy" role. No thanks.…

So hot. Dodged the bullet in the long run, though.

Some of them forget how to do it when they live with any woman, regardless of relationship. My fiance's brother was our roommate for a while, and he was perfectly capable of cleaning when he lived on his own. As soon as he moved in with us, I was pretty much expected to clean up his crap. Told him that if I wanted…

I don't think Savion Glover's even good enough to tap dance around those. You know, because there are so many.