Obviously not his parents.

Just dropping in to make the periodic observation that Calgary uses the old Atlanta Flames logo as their alternate captain patch, and it’s awesome.

At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

When reached for comment, commissioner Gary Bettman indicated that he fully expects the people of Nashville to fund the $1 million dollar prize.

Yeah, but who wouldn’t want to move off of NBC?

Two rules man.

As its name suggests, it has a 4.0-liter V8 under its hood for the first time ever.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

“Too close for missiles {rolls up sleeves of Affliction t-shirt and flexes} — switching to guns!”

For a factory truck, I give that 4/5 bros.

I’m glad they took this photo the second Seth Jones found out he was going to Columbus.

This is optimum gif. Also, that’s a spectacular username.

Except this suit is totally warranted.

Even though Dez got a great jump he wasn’t ahead furlong.

“But does it’ll the 124 sound as good as the 500”

Crack pipe.

#COTD I haven’t heard “hershey squirts” in eons.

Hey man, don't disparage Dr. Youabian. I've been in contact with him through email recently. Apparently there's a large sum of money sitting in customs right now, and as soon as I pay the inspection fees, he's going to bring me 14 million dollars.

I know who to call up in a moment like that...