Unfortunately, casinos aren’t all closed. The ones in Mississippi are open.

4 way tie for last

I saw the first one in Dallas. Henry Rollins, Ice T (Body Count), Fishbone, Butthole Surfers, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Jane’s Addiction. It was pretty swell. Some kids started a bonfire in the back, near the end of the show. Cops kept coming to put it out and they would just rebuild it. Gibby Haynes threw a Jack…

We could, of course, honor actual Louisiana musicians who deserve it way more than her - Louis Armstrong, Allen Toussaint, Fats Domino, Dr. John, Irma Thomas, Mahalia Jackson, etc.

Urban Cowboy

In 1973? He looked like this -

They need to put some teeth into sanctions for filing frivolous lawsuits, like actual teeth from angry, hungry wild animals. If you file a billion dollar lawsuit like this, and it gets dismissed, you should be thrown to lions.

They probably did give her her share, but deducted the advance that is typically given to cover the costs of recording, marketing, etc. It’s pretty typical in record contracts, which are shitty and misleading. Hopefully, she learned to read binding contracts before signing them.

33 years old

Nevermind

Both of those shows kinda sucked. People should go back and watch Good Times instead.

They should do that anyway since Rock N Roll was invented in Memphis.

It will be a rude awakening when they start following Ricky Gervais on Twitter

They should do an all female Vacation, where the Griswolds are a lesbian couple with two daughters so we can have something really meaningful to argue about for the next two years.

They weren’t wrong, in the sense that I can go sledgehammer my car if I want to. They were wrong in the sense of their decision defying logic.

Sony is literally 100 times bigger than Disney. It’s like a millionaire warring with a billionaire, and everyone rooting for the billionaire because the millionaire has too much power.

We should all only use phones by companies that are responsible and care about consumers, companies that aren’t owned and run by shitty rich dudes, companies that make products to last, using only the finest parts and taking as little profit as possible, companies like LG, Samsung, Motorola, etc.

Is the metaphor that the invisible man is Xenu?

It totally changes that fact.