I’m surprised that they didn’t point out that James Cameron didn’t include enough women or people of color in the tweet.

“Here’s Jessica Chastain, who plays Beverly Marsh (as if they could’ve cast anyone else, ever), and her cute lil’ dog”

If you mean the header image, I think that is Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick’s daughter.

The “controversy” over John not petting his “dog” has convinced me that most people have the emotional maturity of an 8 year old. We are really some coddled assholes in this country.

It’s “Promythus,” the god of lying about shit until your problems go away.

“Dude, I was just about the read The Inferno!”

Shouldn’t we be focusing on the fact tat making a movie about the Sonic the Hedgehog video game is a terrible idea? This is like focusing solely on Trump’s terrible hair.

I think you should look into the history of everyone involved in every movie you think about watching. If any of them have ever committed a misdemeanor crime, you should boycott the movie. It’s the only sensible thing to do.

I thought some of the Dothraki came running back with the horses.

There is actually support for that idea in the research that has been done. I also see it as a defense lawyer. I think it has less to do with their personality and more to do with brain development and impulse control. https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/effects-aging-recidivism-among-federal-offenders

You can say that again!

Honestly, have you ever met one of the people you describe? I’m sure some must exist, but not to the extent that people should still be talking about it two years later. You are aware that there were active campaigns to sow discord during the election, and that internet commenters may not be actual people? I’m not…

Mississippi has a law that makes it an arrestable offense to not do what a cop tells you to do. https://law.justia.com/codes/mississippi/2013/title-97/chapter-35/section-97-35-7/

She’s not that great in the show. Almost any talented actress would be better than watching her look like she is trying to repress a fart every time something emotional happens.

“Priests would hate for you to call them a “political punk band,” but no one who heard The Seduction Of Kansas would dare label them as such.”

You know what else is forgettable? Anything Linda Hamilton did that wasn’t the Terminator movies.

I think you can also see it at Alamo Drafthouse

Sex Gifs

...and we all moved one step closer to Idiocracy.

I blame this on everyone in California microdosing psychedelics. Bring back cocaine.