Unfortunately, it’s click bait. They aren’t complaining about cultural appropriation. It’s a copyright infringement issue.

Whenever there are Satanists, Jimmy Buffet is sure to follow.

That was back when Denzel Washington was just the guy from Carbon Copy and St Elsewhere! That show had the best cast. Howie Mandel never did anything better.

This guy was in everything. As a kid, my school would watch 1776, where he played John Adams. He was also in St Elsewhere, and The Graduate. I never saw Boy Meets World.

If you forget that Nixon existed.

There’s more to them, than we can ever know. They had more hits than Sadaharu Oh.

“ It’s a frequently abused genre, in that unintentionally funny movies that were supposed to be scary get branded as comedies retroactively—but that’s kind of how we wound up with horror-comedy’s gold standard, Evil Dead II, so I shouldn’t complain about it too loudly.” 

I’d go psychological horror. Same as The Shining.

2mg? You probably drive under the speed limit.

We would have also accepted Bill Murray.

Probably only suited for adaptation by Wes Anderson, or somebody equally twee (I say as a fan of both the book and Anderson). Make it one of those stop-motion joints.

I’m sure conservatives appreciate you taking liberals down a notch at every opportunity.

It’s 1374 klicks from Ft. Stockton to New Orleans.

The ending on that story rules - “Then they put a pair of iron shoes into burning coals. They were brought forth with tongs and placed before her. She was forced to step into the red-hot shoes and dance until she fell down dead.” 

I saw it as a kid on Broadway. The costumes and the staging were so unlike anything I had seen that it was a cool experience. Even as a kid, I felt the songs were a little directionless (my mom loved musicals, so I had seen plenty of them). I don’t think the theater experience will translate to a movie. The movie is…

“an actress will mimic Winehouse’s onstage movements with the aid of prosthetics and CGI, and the original recordings of her vocals will accompany a live band.” What’s the hologram going to be doing?  

I watched it again recently with my kids. I was struck by how great her dad is (partly because HDS is such a great actor). I was also stuck by what a stalker Duckie is. He won’t leave her alone. She asks him to stop doing stuff and following her around and he won’t.  I always thought the way Cryer plays him is less…

Norm Macdonald on Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley’s divorce, and why they were incompatible:

I was criticizing the NCAA, not you. I totally get your point.

They’ll probably be on the basketball team. If they pay for their own parties the NCAA will fuck with them for providing benefits to the other basketball players.